Somethin' To Relate To . Hah

"I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi, cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine .
You know I see her all the time .
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine .
Cause I know she's livin' phat;
Her boyfriend's tall,
and he plays ball,
so how am I gonna compete with that ?
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball, I'm always last to be picked .
And in some cases never picked at all .
So I just lean upon the wall,
or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls, who came to watch their men ball .
Dag y'all ! I never understood that;
Why the jocks get the fly girls, and me [?] I get the hood rats .
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble .
Got hit with a bottle,
and put in the hospital,
for talkin' that mess .
I confess,
it's a shame,
when you livin' in a city, that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name .
Glad I came,
to my senses, like quick-quick, got sick-sick to my stomach .
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type ."

-"I Wish I Was A Baller" by Skee-Lo

sometimes I really do feel like this haha . . dayum .

-M.C.